What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 03:01

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
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Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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